Johnny
Swirl Presents ‘Single
& Ready’
Due to time restraints, please note that you will only be able to read for ONE character. You will be considered for other characters based on your audition. We look forward to seeing you soon.
Audition Sides:
Latanya or Tamika:
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'Hey, Mr. Postman!", a feature film by BerryGood Films
Due to time restraints, please note that you will only be able to read for ONE character. You will be considered for other characters based on your audition. We look forward to seeing you soon.
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Due to time restraints, please note that you will only be able to read for ONE character. You will be considered for other characters based on your audition. We look forward to seeing you soon.
Unemployment Office Clerk:
INT. UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE – DAY
Jacob
sits across a desk from an overweight unemployment CLERK who is obnoxiouysly
chewing her gum. She looks at Jacob
annoyed.
CLERK
Do you have ANY skills?
JACOB
Unfortunately there are only two
things that I am good at…..making love….
The Clerk
loosens her collar. She feels hot and
bothered.
CLERK
(stammering) Anything else?
JACOB
And kicking ass
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Amber Mitchell/Venessa
AMBER
Over 40 thousand dollar worth of jewelry was stolen ….this
could ruin my reputation.
VANESSA
WHAT! I know nothing about it… I left his house around
3:30; everything was cool…That’s too bad.
He was such a gentleman.
AMBER
He had security cameras in the house … you sure you know
nothing about it?
Vanessa looks
Amber dead in the eye with conviction, and then leans back in her chair with
arrogance.
VANESSA
Madam pimping and pandering is illegal …you do know that…hashtag…
I QUIT!
(Amber jumps from behind the desk like a true gangster,
knocking everything over. Amber is
standing over Vanessa as she lies on the floor knocked out cold.)
AMBER
Hastag… Knock out Bitch!
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Young Man
Jacob
pulls up to Young man’s apartment and park.
Jacob
looks at the Young Man.
JACOB
My name is Jacob…What’s your name?
The
young man looks confused
YOUNG MAN
My name is Roland but my friends call
me
sweet cheeks…you want to come up?
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Ricky Carr/Lieutenant Barnes
INT. MILITARY SAFE HOUSE
We see a little boy strapped down in preparation for
water boarding as his father is forced to watch by two other soldiers.
RICKY
He’s not going to talk.
COMMANDING
OFFICER
Bring the son over.
We
pan to the corner of the room. We see a young kid gagged and tied to a chair.
RICKY
Sir we’re not water boarding a
fucking kid.
COMMANDING
OFFICER
Who in the fuck you think you’re
talking to Sergeant Major,
I’m your Commanding officer now stand
the fuck down!
RICKY
Fuck you! I’m not water boarding a kid.
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Blue Carr
Blue is sitting next to Jacob
in the car with her arms folded.
BLUE
How are you supposed to take care of a 12 year old
servicing Senior Citizens on fixed incomes
….Jacob, you’re going to have to go on welfare.
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HILLERY
FEMALE CLIENT
(also read the part of Hillery)
We see Jacob browsing in a high end boutique. A very attractive older lady looking at
expensive jewelry catches his eye. Jacob
approaches the woman.
JACOB
Excuse me, I don’t work here but may I help you?
HILLERY
That’s a loaded questions
JACOB
Well, let’s unload the question over dinner sometime…
My name is Jacob.
HILLERY
Charming…My name is Hillary….So what is it that you really
do?
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BOE
MARRIAGE
COUNSELOR (also reads the part of BOE)
BOE
Who invited the Calvary over?
JACOB
I need to see Sherrie.
BOE
She’s busy.
Boe
attempts to shut the door in Jacobs face. Jacob sticks his foot in the door
then gives Boe a dirty look. Jacob bully’s his way in.
JACOB
Where’s Sherrie?
BOE
In the bedroom.
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Audition Sides for "Banger", the movie
Due to time restraints, please note that you will only be able to read for ONE character. You will be considered for other characters based on your audition. We look forward to seeing you soon.
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Audition sides for Ishmel and Ayida Babet
Audition sides for Circus / Mr Calvetti / Mr. Lione.
Audition sides for Hip Hop / Freddy / Rico / Greasey
Audition sides for Cassie and Tommy Boy.
Audition sides for Detective Corbin and Detective Stagnelli.
Audition Sides for Cashier/Waitress/Mr. Tolbert
Audition Sides for Detective/Police/Doug Richards
Audition Sides for Dealer/Fazon
Audition Sides for Hecklers
Audition Sides for Morgue
